Jab, jab, thrust is how I think about that pattern. Or tap tap whack, if you prefer. And it shows up for for positives too:
"Smooth. Effortless. A perfect fit for your needs".
In any style of informal or persuasive writing this shows up , as if it has to drive the point in.
I kind of wish we'd stop talking openly about what the tells are. It's nice to be able to determine with fair accuracy - but it couldn't last forever.
> I kind of wish we'd stop talking openly about what the tells are.
Least this way it’s out in the open perhaps, since enough users have training enabled labs will naturally learn what annoys us.
Had the same thought though
I call it "I'm not like other girls" writing.
Imagine a world where everyone talks like an Apple product page.
Ironically, your entire post can be read as such, almost perfectly!
Labeling each sentence (J)ab and (T)hrust, and using colon ":" to indicate arguments, one gets:
```
J: J. J. T.
J: "J. J. T".
T: T.
T: J. J. T.
```