sorry to post a shallow comment but this is a really excellent joke holy shit. well done.
I don't believe you deserve the downvotes you're getting. Sometimes a good joke is so good that it appears shallow at first glance, but only upon reflection does the true humor show through. A shallow callout such as yours is sometimes necessary to call the reader back to it for that further reflection.
I am sorry for my ignorance, but I don’t understand the joke. What does the pope have to do with this?