> This might be as easy as a directive to populate a .md file.

It probably is. But do you really think anyone is gonna bother with the multiple daily (or hourly for green field projects) `+8,234/-3,734` PRs everyone is submitting?

The joke I was referring to is the common

     // ksmith (3/23/1997): This is a temporary hack for now. Find a better way to do this asap.