This feels like using a computer is inherently unsafe.
On the plus side, once we outlaw them we'll shut down the ability for conspiratorial thinking to spread easily and the world will slowly heal from the last couple of decades (the previous one in particular).
Hooray! We're finally doing something about the harms of social media. Smash your computer today!
Safety meeting. Nobody works, nobody gets hurt.
I think we're only a few decades away from these things being said unironically.