I’m interpreting the submission as just what can be read on the page, but I still liked it. Brief and to the point.

Ha I reached that and thought to myself "do I need to read any more?"

The URL: #replace-with-the-found-url

From searching the text, it seems it hasn't been published on the WSJ.

It's also broken for Safari (on Mac).

Same in Firefox on Mac. Links are hard, I guess.

He is obviously lying to us and becoming rich in SEO from our clicks to his page.

Took me a second. The reference "replace with found url" is a lie if the URL is not found.