It reads a lot like an LLM... Especially this sentence:
> Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left.
Welcome to the future, where we have LLMs writing slop rants about LLMs writing slop!
> It reads a lot like an LLM
And that my friend was the joke. Achievement unlocked, congrats!
> It reads a lot like an LLM
And that my friend was the joke. Achievement unlocked, congrats!