I don't think that you can successfully dismiss an obvious AI writing marker with
"No these are fine, now look over there!! <lotsoftext>"
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?
What? You are confused--human beings write em dashes also. Also you're being a dick to the OP, grow up.
Great, so I rewrite everything in my own prose, and now it's still "obvious AI writing," just because I'm literate.