>Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

Unquestionably. I'm sorry you got no hos

>Babies are not fun.

I'm also sorry you're an unsouled bugman living in the worst major city in the US. Sucks to suck dawg, but you are the biggest example of a swagless inhuman techslug every normie thinks a guy with a laptop is. I would say I hope you find a woman who can make you attach to a child and want to raise it but honestly I hope you die of a heart attack jerking your tiny pud to anime porn you dumb piece of shit.