Definitely bookmarking for future ideas and inspiration, don't care if I'm shamed for it.

IMO that means "professional" will look very different in a few years.

What are the odds some companies end up using it for a real product?

Just because they're showing contempt for the process doesn't mean the process isn't refined

Joking about something tends to require an interconnected understanding of it

...which might just show how predictable and similar all janky startup pages are.