Waste of time. Just buy a pardon [1][2][3][4][5].

[1]: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/05/04/donald-trumps-...

[2]: https://apnews.com/article/nikola-trevor-milton-fraud-trump-...

[3]: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly1qrl9l1qo

[4]: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o

[5]: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/trump-pardon-bitmex-crypto-e...