Starcraft is too tame. You need to use Dwarf Fortress there and we need to make those strategy guides worded more realistic. Avoid kids, cook cats, wonder how to avoid mood problems due to birth in combat, and zombie meese and camels are a bunch of jerks.

And that's just the start of it, there's been a new update I am looking forward to get into after the great Were Hyena Apocalypse half a year ago. I still fondly remember my militia commander carving a way with her war axe with her husband in tow out of a fortress fully turned were hyenas, all the way past the mortally injured ant eater people near the entrance.

They made it. An entirely epic tale.