This is great but sails far too close to Poe's Law that I predict downvotes.
I missed it at first. Then reread it, and wow - this is grade A satire of the sort rarely delivered anymore, probably indeed because of exactly what you're saying.
Before the "preferably before IPO" I honestly couldn't tell.
I missed it at first. Then reread it, and wow - this is grade A satire of the sort rarely delivered anymore, probably indeed because of exactly what you're saying.