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Bendertoday at 3:46 PM1 replyview on HN

I asked my Ouija board some questions and determined that:

- Select 3rd parties friends of government officials will be taxpayer funded to verify government ID's and live facial recognition.

- Said data will be "accidentally leaked" and somehow a myriad of 3rd parties and criminals end up with this data.

- People will be encouraged to purchase some form of identity protection monitoring service.

- People will conclude or theorize that all of this could have been avoided.

I have some ideas that could solve this without impacting anyone currently using the internet but there are no financial incentives for government officials to participate thus such ideas are dead in the water.


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gib444today at 3:54 PM

- It will somehow cost at least £1bn because everything costs £1bn these days

(NB it'll start off at a lower figure)