Haha this is excellent, I believe you’ve just invented a new genre - Garbage Collector fanfiction.

I have no idea how reading this people would jump to the conclusion that you have problems, but I will jump to the conclusion that those people probably like to live in a gray box with blank walls

That was epic and I couldn't stop reading.

I'm floored people told you that you had issues because of that article. I'd ignore them and forget all about it.

That was fantastic. Vaguely reminded me of: https://0x5f37642f.com/