One thing I find interesting about paper is that wetting and drying it turns it uneven. Even when drying it under a press.
And then another ridiculous process not involving paper, but super cool nonetheless is creating a flat surface by grinding 3 not-flat objects against each other in round-robin manner.
I think wetting and drying of paper is a bit like heat treatment of steel. The fibres find a new local minimum stable position, prompted by the swelling and the shrinking.
Three negatively curved surfaces (saddles) mate despite not being flat. You need to rotate the surfaces also when lapping. (See the famous Robrenz video)