Humiliating IIS servers for fun and jail time

I front all my honeypots with the IIS landing page precisely because it attracts black hat jagoffs.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing I've wasted hours of their time chasing their own tails.

The tone of this is something else

Ah webpage formatting cooked but otherwise a fun read

This is extremely well done design (at least on full desktop browsers). Amazing content as well.