And here I thought my being a murder victim was bad.

I looked up the city and year cited by the model for my untimely demise, and it turns out the crime is real, but the real victim was a female sharing my last name, with a middle name loosely resembling my first.

Well, at least he wasn't in the Ep*tein files!

There seems to be some top twenty that rank highly, probably in part due to them being in the files that can't be named!

Straight to jail bud, the AI says you're guilty so it must be true