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saagarjhatoday at 4:38 AM4 repliesview on HN

I see you are unfamiliar with status page-ese. “Degraded performance” is a term which means some form of “the entire datacenter is probably on fire”.


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Kessekitoday at 4:40 AM

Although I only post here personally, I work for Let’s Encrypt.

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AceJohnny2today at 5:22 AM

A common confusion; this interpretation only applies to OVH.

ref: https://www.reuters.com/article/world/millions-of-websites-o...

xaropetoday at 5:37 AM

That would a Microsoft'ese, "Some regions are encountering issues" => "The entire world is down, but our status page is working"

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AceJohnny2today at 5:08 AM

I thought it meant "electricity has ceased to be a physical phenomenon in the general vicinity of our servers"