stopped reading when i saw the AI illustration. wholly unnecessary, and it feels insulting to be fed slop like this...
if you really want a fun drawing get a human artist to do it. it doesn't need to be complicated, for example https://www.code-cartoons.com/ is mostly just stick figures and does an excellent job
but you don't even need any of that, a mermaid diagram would have worked perfectly fine too. instead you chose to use a technology that is known to be harmful
Thank you, no idea how this stuff gets upvoted here. The whole article reads like something Claude came up with.