So does every piece of baryonic matter in the universe, in which case I am proud to be an ultrasound device.
Affirming the consequent fallacy.
"Ultrasound machines vibrate everything around them therefore make sound" does not imply "I vibrate everything around me therefore make ultrasound."
Affirming the consequent fallacy.
"Ultrasound machines vibrate everything around them therefore make sound" does not imply "I vibrate everything around me therefore make ultrasound."