"and yet now the constitution bans slavery"
Unless you're a prisoner convicted of a crime. Stating that the founders of the United States owned slaves is not "nihilistic nonsense", it's an important distinction to note that they sought political power for themselves, and no one else. The phrase "all men are created equal" should be interpreted as "all white land-owning men are created equal"
This is such an embarrassingly childish viewpoint.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
But the constitution doesn't say: "all white land-owning men are created equal"
It said "all men are created equal". It took a long time to get to this point in human history and it's worth defending.