This RFC (the concept behind it) has been in the works in one form or another since 2008
> The HTTP SEARCH method was first formally proposed in November 2008 within RFC 5323.
> Before it became a full RFC, the proposal progressed through the IETF under the working group draft name draft-ietf-httpbis-safe-method-w-body. Its formal journey began in March 2021 as an adaptation of the older SEARCH method (from WebDAV's RFC 5323), before being renamed explicitly to QUERY in later draft revisions.
There's no "pretending" this is a good idea, a ton of very smart people have spent a tremendous amount of effort refining this solution. It's incredibly well thought out.
The test of an RFC is whether people use it. Your example doesn't inspire confidence.