Dear Abby,

I am torn. I have fallen in love with vibe coding but I still am in love with the software I’ve used for decades that works reliably.

Vibe coding gives me what I need and want right now. Its fast. Fun. Always makes me feel validated.

My older software never changes. It’s constantly telling me no. When it gets mad, it throws errors at me sometimes! But I can’t leave it. It runs my life and I know it will take care of me for years to come.

And the vibe code it’s so flaky… and expensive. It sucks up endless amount of my time, compute, and money and never gives anything back.

But it’s so fun. I tell all my friends about it and they’ve become so jealous they sought out their own vibe coder.

We’ve all found our vibe coders are a bit kinky. It’s become a social thing amongst my friends to talk about building cooler harnesses to control our vibe coders.

I don’t know what to do. My old software pays the bills but she keeps threatening to dump my ass on the curb and replace me with her own vibe coder.

I know she can’t really do it. She needs me too. And I need her.

Can we ever patch up our diffs?

— just some git with uncommitted changes