This incident report is WILD
The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.Seems perfectly cromulent to me. And thanks to Karen Oyelaran for her work.
It’s satire.
Its LGTM actually! And very much not serious! (yet)
PSA this is satire ;)
(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)