its tagged as satire at the very top of the page, first thing under the title

(also, CVEs are numeric only, so the "LGTM" (looks good to me) and CVE "YIKES" is also a big giveaway, on top of ~all of the text being outlandish)

Yes, the Americans are waking up, we need to make it abundantly clear to avoid them misunderstanding.

It says a lot about the industry today that this post is somehow running afoul of Poe's Law...

Please don't! Getting tricked by the satire and then slowly realizing it's insane is half the fun.