"Based on your subscription tier and local hardware here's a list of models that fit and process definitions your biggest brain will comfortably handle."

I guess that sounds a lot like moving your evals and auto tunes to a third-party, but I don't have the time, budget, or inclination to create a system like this out of whole cloth and then keep it relevant.

I could see something that provides on-the-fly routing information being useful, but actual decision-making is too dependent on context.