I agree it looks LLM-generated and not so serious.

> This seems to be connected to Jonathan Bouchard (https://xonaly.com/about-the-founder/) who was connected to some shady crypto investment business.

I looked into it, and I'm not convinced it's the same guy. The Xonaly Jonathan looks much older than the fraud Jonathan.

> It is connected to n0c.com .. does anyone know what that is?

Those are the whitelabel nameservers for his hosting provider, PlanetHoster