TLDR: the first one

> this amazing tech is so stupid it just randomly brings up Minecraft or it’s got a major security issue

You can sugarcoat it but that's what it is. It's not slightly wrong like a junior engineer or weird like a junior engineer on LSD, it becomes like "your junior engineer suffered a stroke or sudden onset dementia completely forgetting the entire point". one trigger word and that's it we're building Minecraft castles now.