alt Hacker NewsCar: You look tired. There's a motel in 3 miles.
Car: You appear to be suffering from acne. Try Zit-away, available at the convenience store in 2.4 kilometers.
Car: Facial recognition failed. Car is now disabled. Contact your car dealer to reenable vehicle.
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aliasxneo • yesterday at 11:21 PM
That third one sounds like it would be fun trying to explain to your boss.
Car: You are politically active for the wrong party. Doors locked. Battery will now catch fire.