Please oh please try to make Kärcher adopt your stuff. Even their latest premium cleaning bots are hopeless when they don't know where they are, even when I tell them where they are.
Or, I don't know, make your own vacuums.
what kind of lunatic allows a camera-equipped LLM into their house and lets it drive itself around?
I have no hope for this working. I recently bought a dumb meatbag operated vacuum after tiring of the robot's issues. The constant getting stuck in places drove me crazy. After getting a new vac, I used it in a place where the robot had just "cleaned" that morning. According to the new collector's contents, the robot sucked at its job of sucking.