It’s a real condition. For me it’s jet liners of various makes. I had to rewrite the quote as “0.005 Boeing 777’s” to be able to comprehend just how strong those snails teeth are.

Wait, I can do that? Here I've been using Smoots this whole time (with great difficulty might I add).

Understandable, with how many there are to pick from, and the wiggle room in the longest ones -

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