I started on a new team once and I was integrating some CloudFlare services, I hooked a domain name and I was assigned a nameserver with my lastname and one with my new manager's lastname... nobody ever believed I did not picked those, people still joke about a love story that involves a manager, myself and CloudFlare.
You are not Woz, right?
Somewhere in Cloudflare's DNS system, a random number generator briefly became the office matchmaker