> the weights of the model—which you have to sell many million times over before you turn a profit—easily fits on contemporary pocket-sized storage devices.

Which model is this author talking about? Which pocket-sized devices? Where can I get them? No one is using Gemma 4 to find cybersecurity issues.

Edit: there are a lot of sentences that I can't distinguish from sarcasm in this article. I guess I read it too seriously.