I promise I'm not normally uptight like this, but there's a difference between having a laugh and whatever this is. Like I said, this feels (a) legitimately angry and (b) in a spit flecked enraged way that has become popular. I guess if you're cool with people calling whatever you work on clown-car turboslop then more power to you.
Author here. Just wanted to say: thank you for posting this. You've given me something to think about, and I regret writing this post the way that I did.