> I have to ask…why do people want a Turing complete language to configure stuff?

What's the alternative? Petition the maintainer to add every little feature any random user might want? Or just do it yourself in a few lines of code?

Case in point, when I was still using BSPWM I did no like how if there was only one window on the desktop it would still get an outline. So I wrote 14 lines of Awk (BSPWM lets you use any language) to get what I want. This was only possible because BSPWM gives me all the primitive building blocks and lets me go wild with them. Sure, if all you want to do is set a few colors and numbers that's overkill, but any power user will sooner or later find himself thinking "oh, if only I could do X when Y unless Z".