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bryanrasmussenyesterday at 9:29 PM0 repliesview on HN

I would expect a show about how a long time ago James L. Kraft was a lowly thala-siren farmer and cheese maker in a galaxy far away, forced to flee the Empire and make his way to Buffalo, New York, in 1902 where, armed with nothing but a blaster, his knowledge of cheese, and ability to be roguishly charming he stood up for the rights of locally oppressed racial and gender minorities against the system while making some of the best darn food that a country without any knowledge of how to cook things that did not taste like potatoes ever had encountered!

Season Two: Amazingly Henry John Heinz, James L. Kraft's primary rival for the love of Rebel Princess Amorilyza, played by Zendaya (which is the reason I'm watching this show, if truth be told), also managed to escape the Empire and make his own food company!