Seriously though.
Musk promises self-driving cars, hyperloops, tunnels, and what they actually deliver is... a †balance bike*?!
Satire is dead, because I can't imagine a worse self-own.
I mean at least it is transportation adjacent. Tesla flamethrower on other hand ...
Same reason the Musk Corporate Universe does everything else: because Elon woke up and thought it would be cool.