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jjmarryesterday at 11:08 PM7 repliesview on HN

My family has spent centuries marrying into an alternative claimant to the Grand Duke of Tuscany who did not inherit through Ferdinando I. We were planning to use this as an excuse to invade Italy and put the scion of our own dynasty on the throne and establish ourselves as royalty in the annals of history.

Unfortunately, this + the unification of Italy may have irredeemably foiled our plan.

Not sure what to do now, should I find a wife with a better claim?


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satiricyesterday at 11:55 PM

Nah, ditch the wife. Become a cardinal in the Catholic church, then get elected pope. From there it should be fairly trivial to re-establish the Papal States to their largest extent.

CoastalCoderyesterday at 11:23 PM

Not sure, but I would 100% buy a copy of your family cookbook.

Just imagine the titles you could use.

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unsungNoveltyyesterday at 11:22 PM

> Not sure what to do now, should I find a wife with a better claim?

Naah. You start an AI company!

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oerstedtoday at 4:06 AM

Very Crusader Kings :)

twothreeoneyesterday at 11:47 PM

Just fund your own group of grave diggers with PhDs and an attached museum.

senshantoday at 1:05 AM

No, do not stop the efforts! The story here tells us that risks of being poisoned (once the throne is obtained) are greatly exaggerated.

Apocryphonyesterday at 11:23 PM

You could marry your claim to an ideological framework upholding the Divine Right of Kings and traditionalist conservatism, causing it to live for centuries longer in the form of monarchy enthusiast cranks.