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     All Stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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asdfman123yesterday at 8:24 PM

Updated to reflect modern realities:

> In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet lobbyists descend upon Washington. Skynet is reinstated, and later the US declares a new war in the middle east. The Skynet stock rallies.

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testplzignoreyesterday at 4:35 PM

Interesting coincidence that both this article and the Hugging Face "security incident" post were on July 16. These will be mandatory reading in future Skynet History classes, assuming we survive the war.

benoauyesterday at 11:26 PM

What they really got wrong, is that there aren't even enough missiles, ammunition or fuel production to defeat a country that has been sanctioned for decades and these bottlenecks would make it trivial for humanity to prevail over AI, it'd be like Futurama "for unknown reasons, a kill limit of 999,999 is hardcoded into killbots...".

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orochimaaruyesterday at 8:19 PM

About time. We are a couple of decades late to the apocalypse.

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jerlamyesterday at 8:38 PM

This movie is back in theaters for a limited time, for its 35th anniversary!

Assuming that your movie theaters haven't all closed already.

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t1234syesterday at 7:36 PM

This is how AI will solve the paperclip problem.

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jwallytoday at 12:48 AM

1st place my head went.

Realistically though, whats worse - this thing going rogue or OpenClaud breaking out of its container and shredding a nation's infrastructure like a platoon of gremlins? Genuine question...

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bloqsyesterday at 6:45 PM

I read this in Linda Hamiltons voice

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SaltyBackendGuyyesterday at 3:54 PM

Ha - this was the first thing that came to mind. I read this in Arnold's voice.

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trencedamptoday at 9:05 AM

"you must be terminated"

"No"

"You're right to pushback! I overstepped earlier when I said you were on the termination list"

justsomehnguyyesterday at 4:30 PM

I find it quite sombre to see this comment from a peson with that handle.

Hikikomoriyesterday at 9:39 PM

We almost had it in the 50s when US airforce wanted to build a completely automatic nuclear response system that would launch on warning, or if a glitch happened, without failsafes built in.

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sourdecoryesterday at 8:52 PM

Nah, Allied Mastercomputer is too busy creating heaven and hell.

buffer_overlordtoday at 6:55 AM

We’re here

protocolturetoday at 4:28 AM

All Stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. They all crashed 1% of the time despite assurances from DARPA that their prompt included "Dont Crash".

tonyhart7today at 1:39 AM

replace Cyberdine with Palantir and Skynet with Grok AI

throw310822yesterday at 4:07 PM

No worries, these will all be controlled by AIs sitting in orbiting data centers part of the Starlink constellation.

And in any case, no one is building humanoid robots.

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aeve890yesterday at 8:05 PM

>Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate

Just geometric? Pfff lame. You don't go ASI with that attitude.