Me: "Claude, give me a fair taxation system that supports a balanced budget in a debt-free federal government."

Claude: "Dude. Do I look like Lloyd Schumer[1]? Lay off the dope, son."

[1] Via Grok, since Google has chosen to forget this:

Lloyd Schumer (also spelled Schumner or similar variants; sometimes referenced with “Sr.”) is a fictional character from The Onion, the satirical news site. He was presented as the byline author of their classic absurdist horoscopes: a “retired machinist and A.A.P.B.-certified astrologer.”