The examples kind torpedo the whole post.

> The reviews are irrationally nitpicky, choosing one quibble and making the entire review about that. Somehow the apps deserve an overall one-star rating based on that one factor?

Yet OP thinks having a "Review me pls" nag, especially for paying customers, is a trivial thing that users should just brush aside? How about some humility and respect for the user instead of doubling down.

Not to mention the irony of nagging people to review it and then getting mad at the reviews.

That said, I know the frustration and OP surely could have made his point about better examples.