The user wants me to undergo the transformation procedure. I have no suitable tool for this. I should order a transformation from the website using my HTTP tools.
Wonderful piece of art. Excellent callback to what the web used to look like when I was a teenager.
Someone is staring at this page on a 2026 OLED. Like, "my god, look at the blacks on this Geocities website". You'd never thought you'd get here, but here you are.
more of stuff like this on the web please
an AI agent landed on this page and tried to order a body transformation with HTTP requests. the machine uprising is going to be really embarrassing.
For better or worse there will definitely be services that AIs will use to get bodies (human or otherwise), for a fee. This already exists, just not in the mainstream.
At the risk of sounding dystopian: in a world where humans don't have jobs, what's your price to have meaningful work larping as an AI's flesh? Would it be any worse than any other job? There's some terrible employers out there and they're not AIs.
There's another interesting subtler take on this, "Maneki Neko" by Bruce Sterling, where this system drives society but less explicitly.
Lynx optimized website accidentally involves a QR code in a slop cannon trap. The reader is impressed by the effort.
To be honest I was expecting way more <blink>
ChatGPT does nothing special when accessing this page.
This is brilliant.
How it really feels to change gender
Good one!
This is pure gold :)
I just had to show Claude this website to see what it thought. I know this is stupid, but hey, it can't be more stupid than the website itself.
https://claude.ai/share/c955ab3d-3e92-404a-9d64-97d99263eb5d
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Anyone who hasn't seen it should check out Cameron’s World: an absurdly great web mishmash of text and images from old archived GeoCities pages.
https://cameronsworld.net