Actually, when you translate Chinese literally word for word, it sounds a lot like caveman English.
你不去,我也不去
You no go, I also no go
今天这里人很多
Today here person very many
下雨就不去
Fall rain then no go
If you translate English literally (a very analytical language) to a very synthetic language (eg. Latin), it also sounds like caveman spreak
If you translate English literally (a very analytical language) to a very synthetic language (eg. Latin), it also sounds like caveman spreak