Haha, so you can bribe the President? I hope this comment is satire.
The "masses" are well aware of crypto at this point and BTC is down 47% over this past year. It's just not that useful unless you're trying to skirt laws/regulations[1] or LARPing as a sovereign citizen.
1: Yes, I know, BTC is not even good pick for financial crimes either.
Pardons go for $3M these days.
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Sounds like you should short it then!