Cap your meal off with a NIST 1196a standard issue cigarette? I am told they taste like drywall and taxes.
https://www.nist.gov/news-events/news/2020/02/nist-releases-...
Perhaps you would prefer some standard issue meat.
It's only $508 per cigarette:
https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=1196a&cclcl=e...
I had seen the cigarette. But but not the meat which costs $2,690 for four tuna-can size cans and is a mix of pork and chicken
Thinking of a concept for a restaurant meal along the lines of a calibrated fried spam dinner, that costs ~2k for about a can worth, fried like they do in Hawaii.
Come to think of it, would love to see an “iron chef- calibrated foods” edition.
A suggested product is "domestic sludge", lol. This is such a fun rabbit hole:
https://www.sigmaaldrich.com/US/en/product/sial/nist2781