They also reinvented CORBA and DCOM, as MCP now supports gRPC as optional protocol.
The reason is that these "folks getting paid several hundred thousand dollars a year" are mostly youngsters without any care to learn about computing history, which is why IT is a fashion industry.
See HTMX as another example, that is basically ASP.NET Ajax or JSF Ajax.
Maybe Greenspun's Tenth Rule applies to anything "common".
If only they could ask for history lessons from an LLM!
(To your point...having knocked out CORBA and DCOM, perhaps we may next look forward to SOAP.)