You're living in fantasy land dude. You can point cops to your stolen property, have the guy dead to rights, on video in possession of your stolen property and you still can't have them do anything. I love your naivete when it comes to police and law enforcement. Never change
I smelled weed on you when you took my $5.
It's just the ol', "I don't need privacy because I have nothing to hide" routine, which is, in fact, the naive perspective.