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kbranniganyesterday at 7:20 PM4 repliesview on HN

Coming soon near you:

- Warming up for a run: Possible agitated tweaker, possible crisis

- Going for a run after midnight: Evasive solitary movement after dark

- Sprinting the last block home: Flight behavior consistent with shoplifting offense

- Running with a hood up in the rain: Deliberate biometric obfuscation - Two runners meeting at a corner and leaving in opposite directions: Brief contact event, possible hand-to-hand

Score increase the darker you get.


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helterskelteryesterday at 7:25 PM

2036 crime prevention, detecting this behaviour and automatically forwarding it to the police to be referenced later for probable cause.

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frereubuyesterday at 7:22 PM

The solution is clear - an "I am a tweaker" toggle.

cucumber3732842today at 12:09 AM

>- Sprinting the last block home: Flight behavior consistent with shoplifting offense

That's the kind of thing I can see them doing because they don't exactly get a lot of downpours in SF