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purplemoonxtoday at 2:52 PM2 repliesview on HN

The big mystery: Will the Fed raise or lower interest rates??? Quick! To the glasses guy:

-whispering to self-

"carry the 2... oh no this can't be good"

-pencil noises-

I solved the equation!!!

We must lay off 1 million more, it is the only way to fix the interest rate!

You guys care about the interest rate don't you???

No more jobs until the books are balanced!!!

We have to it's the only way


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paulryanrogerstoday at 2:59 PM

Nonsense. We can and do downgrade folks from better to worse employment all the time, even moreso during this administration!

Can't have the plebes unionizing or getting more compensation.

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zuzululutoday at 2:56 PM

with inflation under control there is little incentive to raise rates and not enough to cut, consensus is that fed will hold

in the meantime stock market is going to do another major boom cycle

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