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Maryland Closes More of Cunningham Falls State Park After Second Beaver Attack

39 pointsby bookofjoetoday at 9:07 PM14 commentsview on HN

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bogzztoday at 9:52 PM

This must be payback for us harvesting their delicious anal glands all those years ago.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/do...

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delichontoday at 9:46 PM

> The injured fisherman in today’s attack, a 19-year-old male, appeared to have sustained a bite to the ankle and transported himself

A disease that propagates itself by making animals want to bite other animals. I suppose rabies is the base phenomenon behind the zombie meme. It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.

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adzmtoday at 9:32 PM

Confirmed rabies positive by the way.

lithocarpustoday at 9:27 PM

"Beaver attacks on people are rare and are thought to primarily involve rabid animals" - the article

tomcamtoday at 9:18 PM

"Beaver Attack" was not on my 2026 Hacker News headline bingo card

profsummergigtoday at 10:02 PM

The heat is driving me crazy too.